Happy Valentine’s Day, hangover. You’re the only one that loves me this much. 💘

The fucking art of not giving a subtle.

Writing copy when there’s no brief.

We are honored to be recognized by @holmesreport as Technology PR Agency of the Year at this year’s #GlobalSABREAwards!

Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we gonna beat? The Wildcats! 2020, woo hoo! 👏

2020 is officially a bottle episode.

Am I too late to submit?

Fondly remembering the time OnlyFearns and I met a member of daft punk (and I refused to grow up)

Normalise 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 ability 👏🏼to 👏🏼rename 👏🏼 Bluetooth 👏🏼 devices.

Great copy is always the perfect length.

People that simply exist 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: It provided a means of escape for the Velites who would throw their javelins at the enemy and then retreat to safety without having to break up the entire Roman phalanx.

Melbourne weather is so dumb.

Why do I have anxiety? Mainly because Shazam doesn’t have an incognito mode.

My toxic trait is only giving kudos to running workouts on Strava.

There’s really something sinister about the Gambler’s Help Hotline spelling 1800 “HEH HEH”.

*Me walking from the fridge to my fresh bowl of pasta.