Get in City. Let’s get that Madrid win in extra time

We’ve been 4-0 up since half time, and 5-0 up for the last 20 minutes. If you’re not giving out debuts now, you were never planning to. But at least Chilwell is at LW again.

We sold Havertz for £65m after just 19 PL goals in three years. Spent £42.5m on Palmer as his replacement who’s scored 20 in less than a season. Unbelievable business.

Palmer has obviously been the stand out, but Caicedo and Jackson? Wow 🫡

Ice cole Chelsea FC sign him for a decade

Another brilliant penalty from Palmer. He’s amazing

Yeah Palmer you are ridiculous. What a player

Chelsea are 20th in PL for XG from set pieces. Everton 1st. I’m sure this is going to go very well.

The title is City’s to lose, and we all know what happens now. 4 in a row pending…

Champions League nights are incredible. 5 goals across both games in 20 minutes 🔥

Tuchel sacked. Potter appointed. Winstanley and Stewart hired. Potter sacked. Lampard appointed. Pochettino appointed.

Those are the major decisions since the new owners came in and the only correct one was moving Potter on, who shouldn’t have been here in the first place.

Here we are again. It’s that time where I say that sacking Poch while keeping the directors is pretty much pointless. The orchestrators of this mess have to go too.

But they won’t go, even if Poch does. So we’re stuck in this cycle of shit, buying 15 children every year.

Bottled a lead against Burnley. Somehow scraped past Utd thanks to Palmer going mental in the last minute. Bottled a lead against Sheffield United.

Two points out of six from two of the worst teams in Premier League history. Embarrassing club.

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

Mainoo is a seriously special player. We’ve got to see a Rice, Mainoo, Bellingham midfield at the Euros. Has to happen.

Chelsea v Man Utd on Thursday. Man Utd v Liverpool today. Chaos ball.

So so much better to watch than Pep and Arteta’s teams passing it about because tactics.

They’ve had a report of someone watching the PL on a fire stick

Havertz’s output hasn’t actually got any better, he’s just in a more stable environment.

Arsenal seem happy. We’re happy with the money we got, and loving life with Palmer. Everybody wins.

Don’t want to think about what this season would’ve looked like without Cole Palmer. It’d be a relegation battle.

Easy win probably