I think the physio has just re-broke my leg today

Blow this up LARGE and stick it in your changing rooms!

Lights out. Electricity is over-rated.

Ed Miliband - Cock.

The arrogance of Mayweather

Essay finished. 3 hours sleep. Wonderful.

How long does it take for caffeine to wear off?

Happy Birthday fella... Luke Elliott 🎉

Has the weather decided to create an 80's montage of what it can produce? ☀️💧💨☁️⚡️

Tania Mathias wins Twickenham seat: Election as it happened #twickvote richmondandtwickenhamtimes.co.uk/news/12938374.…

Guess that Russell Brand endorsement didn't work too well

A successful return to 5aside football tonight after the leg break.. My balls took a beating though

Australia 19-4, Alistair Cook has one hand on the Urn. #Ashes

I've got so much to do today but I just can't stop watching the Cricket...

Wayne Barnes is a fuckwit!

All about setting realistic 2016 goals: - dont kill nobody - put the bins out on a monday night - stick the suitcases in the loft

20 - Fulham have won more points from losing positions than any other Championship side this season. Resolve.

In a nutshell... tes.com/news/school-ne…

Enough said...

Fulham away ❤️