Me looking at myself on the CCTV screen as I walk into ASDA

Tattoo artists in the North East...

Sean Dyche’s interview on the Overlap has 223k views, so almost a quarter of a million people have listened to him roughly speaking

Incredible, these lads sitting in front of me are balling their eyes out the TIFO is of them and their old man when Ambrose scored and their dad died a few years back! #CPFC #FACupFinal

Man Utd well and truly in the mud 🥰🥰won’t have a pot to piss in and a manager who hasn’t got a clue

Proof that no matter who you are and what you’ve achieved that football can always ruin your weekend

If I won the 250 million I'd go to Center Parcs in Longford for a full week, including breakfast. And if I had any change left over I'd buy a 2012 Toyota Avensis #EuroMillions

Enjoy every Newcastle United goal scored on their way to #CarabaoCup glory last season! ⚫️⚪️ Which was your favourite? ⚽️ #EFL

Elanga la la la

Me & Pabsy next week

Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

Pope coming out the box

Hello it’s the gunman from Birtley

DMA’S - Delete (MTV Unplugged) Such an iconic set 😍

RIP big man

Up the lasses

Cash out

20 x reps of newcastles transfer window