What are you up to Mr caterpillar? Just hanging around. Anglesey Abbey (Looks like a box tree caterpillar - destructive things, I believe)

So if I stick to the seven deadly sins, I can spend 15 minutes on each one, or do one every 113.4 miles. Looking at the in-flight meal suggests "gluttony" may be a challenge, but looking at the lass in seat 50J suggests "lust" may be more straightforward.

For ducks' sake, that's a lot of juvenile mandarin ducks in one place!

The "Not my job" award goes to whoever tarmacked the pavement in Horningsea, weeds and all.

Beautiful hydrangea at Kew Gardens today. Some of them are natural pH indicators - blue flowers indicate that the soil is acidic. A bit like how a blue rosette indicates that the thing it's attached to is toxic.

Wanna see some snail porn? Just a teaser clip - at the rate they're going, they'll be at it all day.

Dude's taking the Olympic flame onto a train. Might explain today's transport troubles...

I know it's a bit naff, but I do kinda like the illuminated horse being towed along the river at high speed on its torpedo thing.

Before we laugh too hard at the French for weird crap tonight, remember that in 2012 we did this and 99% of the world were very confused youtu.be/UMNFehJIi0E?si…

I don't just go to KewGardens for the amazing plants, I go for the wildlife too. (Even if some of them gang up to try and steal my lunch!)

Unusually, my nighttime flight from California to London went over northern Canada (due to the current, unusual jet stream position). Out of the window I saw what looked like light cloud; my phone's night mode saw this...

Air travel is rarely a fun experience, so little wins matter. Having an aisle seat and not needing to use the overhead bin means I can chill out while everyone else queues. I intend to be the last to board.

Some beautiful autumn colour at Anglesey Abbey today. #AAPhotoOfTheWeek #SunshineAfterTheRain

I've never believed the conspiracy theories about governments controlling the weather. But today I found the secret factory where they make the storms... 😉

Apparently, some cretin is running around Sheffield station with a metal pole, threatening to hit people. Just another day in our fucked-up little island.

These parody accounts are hilarious!

The Richmond Park wildlife is getting into the #ValentinesDay spirit. #Valentinesday2025 The Royal Parks