He became a Grandparent.

Stolen Valor.

You literally voted for a shutdown. Sit down and shut up, grandma.

The truth is she was catfished by two old ladies uglier than her.

The perfect Easter Decoration to play a Late April Fool's Day joke on your least favorite pastors. Ye... Yeah... I am going to Hell for that joke probably.

Sooo... basically you are planning on raising prices after a deal is made.

You can't fix Retarded.

You caused the Shutdown... of course, you also had sex with your brother.

Too bad she didn't arrest you and read you your rights for perjury and treason.

You shamelessly married and fornicated with your brother... Pretty sure that is worse than a NO Vote.

I wonder if your brother ever said... "New Day. Same Fake Orgasm."

Then why don't you vote with Republicans on a Clean Continuing Resolution? At least Rand Paul makes sense with his No Vote because he's bored with playing, "Kick the Can Down the Road."

Nope... Pretty sure that is Satan.

I'm thinking a shampoo cleaning for that rug, first, might be in order.

Not since California Legalized Marijuana...

Nope... Nobody would marry that loser.