Pontius Pilate and it’s not even close

Could use some prayers tonight. Got bad news at work.

Good. This new fad of completely throwing hygiene out the window & insisting on every food establishment allowing animals to come inside is ridiculous. I saw a lady have her dog lick treats directly off the table in a restaurant a few months back- disgusting.

Immigration should serve the country. It should be shut down when assimilation appears to have stalled and can be brought back some time later.

Please pray for my children, especially the baby. They all have had some bad cough for weeks now. Doc checked them all and said there's no respiratory infection & just prescribed everybody albuterol which isn't ideal.

Every. single. day.

That I am not, and never will be, particularly good at the thing I am most passionate about, nor will I ever have the resources to invest in it to my satisfaction.

I proudly voted for this! 💪🏼 Imagine losing your CDL because you couldn’t read The Cat in the Hat… That’s exactly what happened to the guy in front of me at the weigh station. The officer handed him the book, he couldn’t read it — they took his CDL right there.

I've been doing some much needed maintaining to my deck and you know what I love best about working with wood? That when affixing a 2x2 to a 2x4, a 3" screw is ever so slightly too long.

Every job posting I see for entry level work in my field is basically: Hiring: Apprentice position for (x). Requirements: 3-5 years experience in (half a dozen specialized fields). Must have own (1k+ worth of) tools.

She's actually not feeding them; I am.

Finding "Stancil x Mechahitler" searches.

We'd be selectively breeding T-Rexs to have more breast meat and larger "wings".

Twitter CEO steps down just as Grok is having its sexual awakening? Coincidence? I think not!

Me, begging, crying, sobbing, throwing up: "Please, you can't just label every behavioral and learning issue Autism!" The Medical Profession, pointing at me: "Autism."

Can't afford chainmail.

Ancient woman: "The plague that swept through killed most of the men so now I have to help hunt or the few of us left will starve to death." Modern anthropologist: "Women in this tribe were the primary hunters."

Can't really say I "missed" any of that. If course I didn't watch endgame either, or anything since the first Captain America movie.