When you can’t even open a bottle of water properly…. 👈🏽

Perman Hreidarsson

DCL doing his upmost to stay on the huge pay pack and 15 games a season at Everton Absolute dog 💩 him

Other than a deflected free kick in Europe….what would you say was Ianis Hagi’s top 3 moments in the light blue shirt since 2020 ??? You’d have to YouTube it let’s be honest Slow, always injured, decent wage Bye Bye Ianis Zero value for money, hype job

Sign Broja on loan, but he can’t feature until October at the earliest could not sum up an Everton transfer any better Surely should of went for Richarlison loan instead 🤦🏽‍♂️

Dear ticketmasteruk No matter how you try to justify this, it is abhorrent. Absolute scum company.

Everton need to sack Dyche now, bring in Moyes until January to settle the ship with a view to permanent Bring in £30m of talent and don’t play them??? Everton that 🤢

Dunno what’s pulled my pants down more today…. Everton losing or Ticketmaster asking folk for £360 a ticket for ‘face value’ Oasis tickets 🤦🏽‍♂️ Oasis

Why is nobody talking about Gueye’s shocking open goal miss?? It wasn’t a penalty on DCL move on.. That Gueye chance was shocking! The Everton End The Glasgow Toffees 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 Garner and Ndiaye only two that did OK We need to stop cheering throw ins Route 1 shite

How biased was Carragher doing commentary there 🤡 Creaming his pants when it was 2-0 Spurs and raging when Chelsea went in front Was almost as bad as his MNF analysis each week comparing everything to Liverpool and when he played 🥱

Proper Everton season this We’ve scored 16 goals less than Wolves, who currently sit below us in the league table Yet we have conceded 2 less goals than Man City in those 18 games so far 🤯 If only we had a decent CF ! #EFC The Glasgow Toffees 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 The Everton End

Now the tributes have poured in, time to get rid of most this Everton squad and bring in some actual quality Only ones worth keeping next season: Starting XI: Pickford, O’Brien, Brainthwaite, Myko, Gueye, Ndiaye Squad: Beto, Garner, McNeil Bin: Patterson, Keane, DCL, Doucs

How much do these ex-players and celebs get paid to play in Soccer Aid? Not having they do it for free I’ve never got why a govt rule of just 1% from ticket sales of every single live sports & music event in arenas going to kids & elderly in the UK with nothing… #SoccerAid

What a photo this is 😎 Buzzing for Heaton Park in 3 weeks Liam Gallagher Noel Gallagher

Got to be the worst choice of Glastonbury headline act I’ve seen since 1975…. Sorry…. ‘The 1975’ #Glastonbury2025 Bring on Oasis 🇬🇧 🎸

Assuming Sky Sports Premier League stick to their biased co-commentary for live games… I take it Tony Yeboah is on the headset for tonight’s match? #EFC Everton

19 year old Meghoma (with around a dozen senior appearances) showing Max Aarons how a full back should play going forward He did well considering the circumstances Raskin must be Rangers #6 Diomande, Danilo (forget the goal) offer nothing on the offensive Gassama again 👏🏽

Everton should try and loan Zirkzee if he isn’t getting game time at United 🤷🏽‍♂️ Half fit version of him is better than anything Barry & Beto are offering and he would link up well with Grealish, Ndiaye & KDH #EFC #EVEBHA

Raskin should be captain of Rangers this season Belgian international Worth around £20m Full of energy every game Box to Box Yet Russell Martin thinks he isn’t worth starting again Martin will pocket a 7 figure sum come September for ruining the season in record time 🤢 💩

Rangers should re-hire Gerrard and give him the transfer kitty after Igamane’s sale I don’t think on paper any issues with bringing Aasgaard, Antman, Gassama, Moore, Meghoma Best part of £12m to save the season with a CF and defence