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jay ☕️ armand lover

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« that meticulously and wondrously painted egg which your Mother so cherished as she gave it you, broken that egg with a vicious thumb, cracked right into it, and out of that rotten fluid, that stinking fluid, you had been born, the night bird (…) » #iwtv #armand

« that meticulously and wondrously painted egg which your Mother so cherished as she gave it you, broken that egg with a vicious thumb, cracked right into it, and out of that rotten fluid, that stinking fluid, you had been born, the night bird (…) » #iwtv #armand
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Daniel... it is my birthday, but why did you place this dunce cap on my head? Just to make me look silly? I don't understand. Why would humans like to feel humiliated on their birthday? And why does this sash say 'dirty thirty'? I am over 500 years old, Daniel.

Daniel... it is my birthday, but why did you place this dunce cap on my head? Just to make me look silly? I don't understand. Why would humans like to feel humiliated on their birthday? And why does this sash say 'dirty thirty'? I am over 500 years old, Daniel.