Get in you fucking bumbaclart

Conor Benn has just stated … “I'm devastated about losing this fight, I need to go to an empty room to gather my thoughts for a while” Daniel Levy has just given him the keys to the Spurs trophy room and said crack on

"MATE!"

👤 420 appearances ⚽️ 108 goals 🎯 177 assists 6️⃣ Premier League trophies 5️⃣ League Cup trophies 3️⃣ Community Shields 2️⃣ FA Cup trophies 1️⃣ Champions League trophy 1️⃣ Club World Cup trophy 1️⃣ UEFA Super Cup Just one more appearance to go. Premier League legend.

United’s squad is having an open top bus parade around Malaysia and it’s as embarrassing as you’d expect

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So the wife asked me for a race bare in mind Iv had 3 ACL reconstructions and Iv got nothing left in my hamstrings I could literally feel my hammy on its last chord 🤣🤣

This is exactly the kind of action that illustrates the genius of Lionel Messi.

Imagine stepping out in this tracksuit with pride, performing in front of a a crowd full of lanyards championing equality and calling for higher taxes while your club hasn’t paid wages in two months and is dodging HMRC #Glastonbury

Jobs fucked when 1975 headline Glastonbury lads. Games over.

Lead singer of the 1975 could possibly be the most unsufferable cunt I’ve ever heard.

Your mums Denise Welch pal.

“It’s good to be back”

Oasis soundcheck at Heaton Park 👀

Non alcoholic beers Sparking water Can’t swim Vegan North London forever singer Jorts Samsung phone

acquiesce 1996 & 2025

YOU COULD WAIT FOR A LIFETIME TO SPEND YOUR DAYS IN THE SUNSHINE #oasislive25

Best video ever 📹 larajpullen

My all time favourite Ozzy Osbourne moment was when he mugged off Olivia Newton-John on the Graham Norton show What a legend