In my dream last night Burger King had a “The Heart Part 5 Meal”

How tf is there a hockey team called the predators

If I was Lil baby’s ghostwriter I would write him a bar that said something like “I ain’t watched white lotus I’m too locked in” to showcase how his work ethic has been so intense it has made him out of touch with pop culture

The fear of cringe is the root of all suffering

Costco has free samples for the most boring shit. Why would I want to taste test a multi-grain chip

WE LIT #FENTYBOWL

favorite bit on TikTok rn

Imagine being the mother of the dude who made the thong song

finally releasing music again. if you could do me a HUGE favor and pre save this it would mean the world! ❤️ distrokid.com/hyperfollow/mo…

They did their thing he look just like me at 14

Doing a social experiment where I go hang out with my friends smelling like dog shit and seeing how they navigate the situation

bro said it’s a bottomless brunch then got mad when I showed up on my Winnie the Pooh

having your own music played around you feels like when everyone is singing happy birthday to you except you wrote happy birthday and happy birthday is about your relationship with your dad

did you know they wrote "play that funky music white boy" about jason mraz

Little asian boys finally look up at they screams and yell “aww man he just like me frrr!” youtu.be/mlUMukrPGN0?si…

god is a woman whos snap score has surpassed the human population

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