The real group we should be deporting is Italian-Americans

Watching your employed friends have structure and income while you’re at home scratch and sniffing your balls for the 27th time today

Girl the economy

i like when ants carry things. like, go off

when i was younger i thought sugar cubes would be a bigger part of my life. like the bermuda triangle

you’re not supposed to do it for the benefits

Every Trader Joe’s parking lot was designed by Big Psychology to make their treats seem even more tasty and rewarding thanks to the pain you had to endure just to get inside the store

Maybe he should try dick instead or like just d*e idk

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

Ugly ass truck

I spent $250 in poop credits and 9 hours on the toilet to make shit from a butt

Lisa Rinna day in the gym

*COUGH* IT’S A NEW POPE!!!

Now that the drugged out billionaire nazi who is polling at -1000% is fighting with the other nazi he helped elect, I think we should try to get him on our side! I am a centrist democrat and i care about winning😋👍🏼

Allies, Please see this fundraiser for 14 families of the detained workers from Ambiance Apparel, a garment warehouse and store. They're raising funds for their bonds and for the families left without their primary breadwinners. gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid-f…

MAMDANI!!!

ZOHRAN MAMDANI!!!!

As a cherry on top we get to hear Trump pronounce Mamdani