pussy so good she made me a dad even tho im gay 😵‍💫

the longer you bully the gay nerd, the more he's gonna pump his cum inside your younger sister under the name of tutoring

too drunk to remember i'm gay, but sober enough to pound holes

your hardcore feminist lesbian gf broke up with you and dates a pervy man to get treated like THIS btw

the lesbian who just got broken up with: "ugh she was so lame. she suddenly started liking guys. she's not gonna survive in the str8 world lmao. she's gonna find men nasty" meanwhile her ex-gf having the time of her life hooking up with dudes x.com/_ViralMMS/stat…

when she was a lesbian, she never let her gf fuck her ass with the strap-on or a dildo. she was too scared. but now that she finally got some courage to have sex with dudes and started to enjoy it, she decided to finally have her anal cherry popped x.com/snow_whitepri/…

the only reason the gay guy and his lesbian wife are in a lavender marriage is to get the greatest orgasms with each other without even penetrating. they don't even have same-sex affairs anymore. now that's true love ❤️

when she was 18 and a raging lesbian with a dom gf, she went as a historical feminist for halloween. but ever since she broke up cuz she started to find dudes hot and even got a bf, she changed her costume this halloween to a sex doll. and her bf loved it

making out with the 18 year old slut in our neighborhood after i fucking covered her in my cum. i thought i'd even go for a round 2 before my gay husband gets home and finds out i bang young girls for fun

kind of vid you see on a slutty gay guy's insta story when he's drunk and adventurous enough to make out with his hot girl bestie 😵‍💫

the consequences of seducing an extremely hung gay twink who's a bottom but never got to stick his dick in any hole, let alone pussy. and he's surely gonna make up for the lost opportunities

went to my gay bf's younger sister's dorm to congratulate her on getting in the university, but after a few celebration drinks from the gay bar we came back to the dorm, fooled around and i accidentally got her pregnant...sigh

even tho i'm gay, a company sent me a plastic pussy to advertise. i never thought i'd be this passionate with a plastic pussy, even more than with my boyfriend. i asked the company to buy me a second one cuz this one's bout to split open 😵‍💫

when the gay sugar daddy catches his barely legal daughter being DESTROYED by his young sugar baby. it's only a matter of time before he impregnates her with his gay seed and gets half the estate

i love that my gay bf's sister is a new mom. so whenever i have any problems or tension, i just go to her and suck on her big milky mommy tits to relax. she even jerks me off to make me more comfy

saw a couple of big titty milfs down by the beach in bikinis and decided to bust a nut out of respect. my gay bf was getting a sun tan and was gonna come back so i bust my nut as fast i could, thanks to the milfs' jiggly tits jumping at every movement 😵‍💫

me and my husband getting jerked off by a girl we met at a bar "bro, i think i like girls" "me too, bro" "let's get divorced and pound chicks like frat bros, man. let's get 'em pregnant" "great idea, bro. it's the fucking best"

my gay bf about to eat my ass: "babe, why does ur hole have lipstick on it?" meanwhile his sister with her tongue inside me half an hour ago: (no lie she's way better at rimming my hole tho 🤷‍♂️)

she got pregnant and doesn't know who the dad is. lesson learned - never get drunk with your hot gay gym trainer and his boyfriend. even tho they were gay, they made sure to nut in her pussy together, which made knowing the dad even harder

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