I am one of the faithful, a disciple of the cult of memes We are going much, much higherrrrrr Signature: 0x7971e942c49c0b93b8cac24a8f30980d3320ff449a81d7c1f530a252615b667a0f3fd1a5e723cf1c04112af1859315de268e2f9eb204a6d34bb632240a2fe46b1b Pledge: higherrrrrrr.fun

A marathon is 26.2 miles but LIFE is 26.2 SMILES. WHY RUN WHEN YOU HAVE JOY!? JOY is healthier, smarter, AND BETTER FOR YOUR JOINTS! #RICE

FT: Everton 2-0 Man City. Goals from Osman & Jelavic seal win but #mcfc will feel they should have had a late penalty bbc.in/10UWI0i

GOAL! Southampton 2-0 Liverpool. Rickie Lambert's deflected free-kick flies in. bbc.in/10UWI0i #saintsfc #fc #bbcfootball

"Omfg what even am I!?!?"... A cunt?

Everyone come and get drunk

New York City Cops

Hmmm

Give over pretending Thatchers death is something you care about, there can't be much room on the bandwagon left

Not drinking at work means I can find innovative ways of launching fruit at colleagues

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"Everton: FT: Arsenal 0-0 Everton. David Moyes' men take a hard-earned point at the Emirates." Hmm

Luis Suarez is a fucking idiot. Just play football.

Twitter annoys me. But I'm gunna start using it again. Fuck, thats a boring tweet. I bored myself. Boring.

If your life sucks, don't bother trying to change it. Just see it thru & know that in heaven it will be brilliant. #jesus #angels #unicorns

Elton John hath ne'er had a fukking fyte on a saturday nyte in his lyfe the stumpy lyttle bad-tempered cunt...

#LettersToBands Dear Coldplay, please let me know when ye are about to release a songe so I can set fyre to mine fukking ears..

I just can't stop twerking today.