Looks like it’s about time for my annual Skyrim replay

My limp body being Ubered from the bar to my house

I have been nothing but funny and off-putting to you

Can I come over and be obtuse and disagreeable

Obama: I’m getting old and gray. Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

When I was a kid people would ask me what the best restaurant in the world was and I would always say McDonald’s, now that im older and wiser it’s chipotle

It is NOT fucking nice out Yung King Dave

Left the bar to watch borat with my cat

The YKD NFL Name of the Year 23-24 Sweet 16 is now open! You have 3 days to vote, and help Dave in getting a better voter turnout. #YKDNY

That's one tournament win by the University of Kentucky in six years. A 9-16 season. First round losses to St. Peter's and Oakland. No Final Fours in almost a decade. If that was Tubby, he would have been gone.

from the bottom of my heart thank you for 2010-2019 but it can’t go on anymore

Don’t worry about it BBN. Football season around the corner!!! 🙏🏾

This man will go 3-18 next round

Daylight come an me wan go home

Eat it Desmond