In the Oscar statue the Oscar should be holding an Oscar

Tonight, I stop into The Neighborhood on CBS and Paramount+! The neighborhood, canonically, is Pasadena so it's not actually a very long drive!

4K Doinel collection dropping after the flash sale is rude

The food in Disneyland costs the same as the food in any restaurant in Los Angeles. I live in a city with theme park prices

House hunting

still waiting for my chance to run tig notaro's twitter

Two year anniversary of a sort-of hit tweet

Improv comedy inspired by your ancient websites and blogs. Tonight at 9PM at the WGIS Theatre. Tickets are only $5 and I'd love to see you there. crowdwork.com/e/internet-is-…

I wonder what Teen Vogue would have to say about this

Huh, half the internet went down and my mental health immediately improved. Probably a coincidence

I have had stress dreams the last two nights about the Dodgers, a professional baseball team I have not played even one single game for

I can't believe this is how Netflix finally wins Best Picture

Obama thinking NEON can pull off the sweep in International Film noms

Marty Supreme is a movie about Harold auditions

When the barber pinches off a little bit of my hair and asks “is this much okay?” I will always answer yes no matter what. They could be digging a half inch into my skull I’d say yeah sure go for it

I’m reading an article on the everything app

They’re gonna have to do a conclave to find the new funniest person on the planet because Catherine O’Hara has had that title locked down for decades