Bryan Cranston's best role was the dentist in Seinfeld.

This is hilarious.

Breeze (a company that makes nicotine vapes) is now making thc products...

Guy is living my dream sports.yahoo.com/former-nfl-qb-…

Giving a german shepherd eye drops is probably as difficult as milking an iguana.

This 70's horror movie has a medical doctor smoking back-to-back darts in a hospital. I'm stoked

Family, Farm and Weapons of Mass Destruction

Hey just because your country is a violent, war mongering death cult run by mediocre idiots doesn’t mean you can’t shop at Whole Foods. We dedicate ourselves to overcharging you for EVERYTHING. If you can afford to shop here you are scum. Whole Foods. We are scum. Try an apple.

The campus police state gave me a citation, but used the wrong color on the ticket. I'm disputing it.

"How will anyone respect you when you can't respect yourself?"... I have rouge tums meandering threw my backpack.

I know its a bit thats probably been done, but public toilets scare the shit out of me.

The mayor of NY, is a fascist in a neo dem suit. His unconstitutional detainment of ppl most at risk is illegal & immoral. I would expect as much from the guy in a beret running against him.

Two words that will get you out of work early every time: violent diarrhea

Ab-soul dropping an album in 2 days.. I'm counting the hrs

D'you ever try to sleep, sober......? Australia, USA, Canada gigs at dougstanhope.com/tour-dates Get on the mailing list to be first to know.

Seeing Paul Giamatti do superb work on his Verizon campaign is inspiring to young actors and serial killers and sellouts of all stripes!

Thus far, grad school has been a lot like the movie Momento.

Just googled "is high fructose corn syrup vegan". Turns out it is. I'm free associating. Goodnight.

Idc who you are. But if you're face timing or on speaker phone on top of others or in public spaces, you're deserving of ridicule.

NFL Memes. More like Sam Morril memes.