Y’all Pate ‘s voicemail is so dusty... “This is Pate, I’ll call you back later , I love you” Like shut up dude 🤣😂

GF: “Im not hungry, you just eat.” Also GF: “Can I have a chicken fry?” x.com/jrichtheking/s…

The new Propeller Pickaxe in #Fortnite is pretty legit. I think the more kills you get the faster it spins! 🛬🛫✈️ I'm not sure tho anyone else know?

Me at McDonald's: “I need a 10 piece nugget meal large with a Dr Pepper, and a kids 4 piece #HappyMeal for a girl.” McDonald's: “Awww, how olds your baby girl?” Me: “27”

I cast my Heisman ballot for #TuaTagovailoa! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍Nissan)

“Reach for they skkkkyyyyyy” @ Florence, Alabama instagram.com/p/Bpdu1PYhll__…

“Work hard and be nice to people”

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

wtf bro he was literally just vibing...

"These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you. Let's hear it for New York." #TheReturn @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/B53RRPzAcdIp…

▶️▶️We are establishing “NEW” curbside pickup to all customers who do not feel safe coming inside, but would still like to order to go. We will be more than happy to bring it to your car for you so you do not have to enter the restaurant. . ▶️Call us at 256-768-1138!◀️ . Thanks!

You mean to tell me they remodeled the Taco Bell on North Wood, but didn’t fix that nasty bump when you pull in?? 😂

We win $36,000 if Matthew Fitzpatrick wins the #USOpen2022 If he wins we will share with our followers! We will give $100 to 5 different followers💰 To enter: •Like & retweet •Follow Sports Analytics 24/7 Keep Shooting •Comment done

Just listened to Free Bird in my Jeep and I obviously killed the guitar solo, because my Fitbit thinks I took 2,000 more steps.

I knew you did it on purpose...😏Lindsey Yerbey

Serious need of someone who doesn't wall run in a building...

My Brodie (Little Levi)

1 of the coolest things about being married is anytime I don’t understand something Lindsey asked me to do, all I have to say is. “sorry, my wife just threw me into this”