It’s a good thing The Bear wasn’t on when I was working in the sorority house kitchen. I probably would’ve stabbed one of those frat boys in my way

Scaffolding gets taken down and suddenly I’m lost

Oomf and his boyfriend

Pelosi can have a little more insider trading, as a treat.

How do I get my boyfriend on the no fly list

🧖‍♀️

There’s something so evermore about 62 and sunny Wednesday morning

Louis and I pregaming to sabrina

Sabrina Carpenter have you ever been to Williamsburg?

Me & jake

It’s true!

I can’t believe I wore a sweater vest to basement and they let me in

Giving my notice at work today

Springfield, Ohio

Went to the vmas and had a moment with Addison Rae everyone please believe me

I have deep familial instincts for her that can only be explained by the possibility of past lives. She was my sister in the stone age, we gathered summer berries and I taught her what was edible. We settled Salem, she a witch and i her closeted gay husband, protecting each other

It’s done

. Charli my boyfriend is also half gujarati and couldn’t get a ticket to sweat can u help him get a floor seat to columbus oh ?

Let me get this straight: the NYPD opened fire on the subway yesterday in an attempt to stop a man who evaded the $2.90 fare (?), and in the process they ended up shooting him, 2 bystanders, and another cop? The caption accompanied by the community note below is *wild*.