Pretty sure not one, but TWO of the attendants at my local gas station would date me in a minute if I dropped those digits. Jealous?

Team was just complimented as “the most trustworthy company in music” on a call. V nice to hear but also cold comfort in a deeply flawed system, that 100 years/millions of songs/countless lawsuits in is still unwilling or unable to conjure basic human decency as a core value.

it's me! thanks CCC!

Still don’t know the difference between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. It’s a real Billionaire Paxton / Billionaire Pullman situation.

Jimmy Butler is the scariest player in basketball. The Real Kawhi Leonard. Unreal.

Ok fine Jaylen for Jokic straight-up.

I feel like i just flipped my car and lived. What a game.

Framing it 💚

MARCUS SMART - CELTICS ALL-TIME LISTS 3-pointers: 4th Steals: 4th Assists: 11th Scoring at TD Garden: 7th Playoff appearances: 100% (9/9) t-1st

It’s a dark day for this C’s fan. We want Marcus here. Hard to describe just how deeply loved he is. Not by everyone, but if you know, you know. 💚

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

Album of the year

Agree. It’s in my top 10 songs of the Year. Go listen yall

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If this is a contest my friend Tim Hodgin already won, but if you love indefinite detention & torture, but hate due process & human rights, get you a

Kawhi’s knee alignment chart:

You know what you must do. Go now!

What can i say: we love TV, and 2 men made enemies of windmills.