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Boss Lady💅❤️ (@jomiloju0408) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nah fr, Twitter is actually the land of perfect human beings 😭 someone said she goes on solo dates to restaurants and still hasn’t found love, and people are now doing “me I’d rather stay at home and order food” okay… and? she went out to find a man. so what now? I’m not

Dimitri (@thedimitrit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I went on a date last week and it went extremely well. She's attractive, smart, and exactly my type. Naturally, I looked her up after and I stumbled upon her LinkedIn and found something quite awful... she posts *every* single day. She says things like "top three things I

🍁 (@syzygele) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it

No filter Skin (@nofilterskin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before marriage: “I love you” After marriage: “You rest, i’ll take care of the laundry.” / “I’ll cook.” After having children: “Shhh, dont disturb Mummy. Mummy is sleeping.” Different sentences, same meaning.

Andrella (@___andrella__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone went to a hotel and washed her panties in a coffee maker, and posted it as “a hack” Now she’s getting sued for 1 billion as the hotel had to make payouts, refunds and replace all coffee machines.

Strictly 4 My X’ers (@lizzs_lockeroom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I remember being in 3rd grade & this white boy wrote Niger on my desk, I was the only Black child in my class, my teacher said he was talking about the country, she even pulled out the globe. 8 year-old me didn't even realize I was being gaslit.

Henrick Johansson (@compliantvc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend got a job offer in the United States It would be a 5% pay increase "Will you take it?" I asked Nope! He explained how he'd actually be losing money by moving to the US: - $2k to lease a car (required in the US) - $1,500 a year tipping waiters - $37k extra for

inhuman resources (@inhumandept_vp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A top recruit from London negotiated a massive relocation package. He wanted a shipping container for his furniture, first-class flights for his family, and temporary housing. I approved it all without blinking. He arrived yesterday, beaming. He told me, 'I've never felt so

yinky 3.0 (@beyond_oyinkan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I saw a guy in dirty clothes drinking sachet alcohol and dancing on top of a moving truck. I scornfully shook my head. Then I paused, and wondered who stole my own joy.

Victoria A (@iamzioraa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully. Or so I