Ngl having zero health problems is a luxury that people don’t think is a luxury

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cake Boss 1000 ways to die Ridiculousness Pimp My Ride Takeshi's Castle Maaan, TV was soo good back then.

How those extra 5 minutes of sleep feels.

This is a very real problem and it needs to be addressed “I ain't got nothing against gay people, but it's so sad that I can't find not one show — for my kids to watch because it's gay all up in here. I don't want my son looking at a man on a TV screen and he has in makeup”

no one declines incoming call faster than a 3 years old kid watching youtube 😭

Gossiping with your partner is so fun like omg you're really my home girl😭😭😭

doing your makeup, listening to music, and not being in a rush is SOOOOOO therapeutic

i'm ITCHING to do something new to my appearance 😭

would need some serious privacy to deal with this one

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

i love being a passenger princess

raising my daughter to punch bitches like you in the mouth

normalize throwing lamps at ppl who need to lighten tf up

Pepsi is better than Coca Cola

Ngl, this generation normalized crashing out a lil too much for me. Control your emotions when you get around me. I’m not going to baby you. 2025 is in flames we all going through it. You are not special.

My coworker left her husband of 3 years because usually she does laundry and cooking but one time she was sick, he only washed his own clothes & made dinner only for himself & said "I'm sorry I just can't, I'm tired"..people really show you in small ways that they don't like you

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

To all the big titty women, if they are ever too much to carry I will hold them for you 😘

Happy Birthday to The Boy 🦉 The greatest to ever do it