pretty sure this deciduous trees line has won me over and I’m a panthers fan now

“watching as you try when I’m done with trying” #maybehappyending Maybe Happy Ending Musical

today isn’t a big deal for me and my mum but I love to piss people off by saying that I’m a mom because my dog is my BABY

when your sister’s fiancé shares that he celebrated her birthday “just the two of them.” 🥹 1 (the important footnotes) —————————————————— 1 sister is in heaven and he’s had another girlfriend

you’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime

When you mean to text your friend her boyfriend’s nickname “Capo” but instead say “Cabo” and that’s all it takes for the whole group to think we’re going to Mexico

thought I knew exhaustion well but new mom exhaustion certainly hits different

I look like a glass half full kind of person but don’t let me fool ya, my cup is fucking empty and sitting in its own pool of condensation brah

found the plot twist of all plot twists hanging around like nope, where’s my ticket to Saturn

Brad Marchand was emotional during the Bruins' tribute for him in his first game back in Boston 💛🥹 Watch his return to Boston now on ESPN and the ESPN App

I hate it when my phone dies instead of me

I’m only as cool as the secret bathroom (door was hidden behind a huge painting) I once puked in, while I was on a tour at the Budapest Parliament building

cursing is my love language

treat them mean, keep them keen

you think you know what depression and anxiety are until they start to steal even the tiniest bit of joy from you. daily.

“I’ve seen babies before” ☠️

If I ask you for your address, don’t be weird and leave out the zip code…..

*researches what to do in Boston with an infant* finds: “Baby friendly? For a 4 month old? What does that mean, the kid barely knows it's alive and you have what a 2 hour window in between naps and feedings? Do whatever you want, kid cries, you leave.” 😐

Why am I so addicted to the Trader Joe’s mini toes that they keep putting out for every holiday 😅

This dumb jam didn't mean a thing Ecstasy, rave is king Fake diamonds shinin' on her finger And I'm bad for you You stole my soul, or I gave it to you