museums should be open till like midnight, i don't want to go to the club i wanna go look at art or fossils

pov you stopped doing morning screen time

I’m gettin old , if you call me with hella background noise , I’m hanging up

Work drama

Boosie BadAzz How it feels when that third shot of casamigos kicks in

jeans + heels combo

She quoted the Bible and told the butt plug rabbi that he was a FAKE JEW who worshipped Satan. This is how we properly address Satanists. ✅ Candace has achieved official legend status. 🔥🔥🔥

I would love to be a content creator but my knack for disappearing off the face off the earth online for 2-3 months at a time won’t allow it

weird don’t be a strong enough word to describe ppl no more

You can bet your ass he was on SSRIs. They ALWAYS are! Remember SSRI drugs all have warning labels admitting that they cause a major increase in homicidal thoughts and actions.

Salvadorans invented the cold plunge.

Don’t forget the latitude, the volcanic minerals in the water, the clear skies, and the kindness of the people.

Finally took a really nice self care shower & did my own microdermabrasion. AC on blast. 💤 🛌 😴

For my earth angel girlies.

What a good baby

Gatorade was originally in a glass bottle and only had 5 ingredients: water, sugar, salt, potassium, and lemon juice. This is the perfect hydrating beverage. Now it's full of microplastics, high fructose corn syrup and toxic colors

My life has changed. Praise Jesus.

The lady in the main office of my son’s school hates to see me coming & vice versa. She sucks

Stuttering like that Rabbi Shmuley lmao