I’d share it with myself.

Who could’ve guessed that Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone) was actually about slow news days?

Good morning to everyone except for everyone.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is feeling less than super.

If you'd like to help my stupid little comic strip (and my stupid little self) stay afloat during a difficult time, kindly consider sharing, donating, or becoming a subscriber. Many thanks! ko-fi.com/thecard

Name a video game that has a special place in your heart.

Charles Entertainment Cheese has a nerdy, overachieving brother named Charles Edutainment Cheese.

Good morning to literally everyone and ONLY literally everyone.

Immunotherapy normally causes various inflammatory responses and fatigue. I've struggled the last few days with pneumonitis and waves of being shattered but still feeling okay. Please continue to support and share if you are able to: gofundme.com/f/help-john-fi…

Speed of light < Speed at which I slip into a full-blown panic after opening my eyes

PeeWee’s Playhouse gave me very unrealistic expectations of how much fun I would have with my furniture.

"Better than key lime pie" is the lowest bar imaginable, but sure.

"Your package will arrive today." Me:

My allergy pill went to the store for some milk and never came back.

Me to my brain.

Chat Enterer has entered the chat.

Good morning to everyone who will allow me to live in a van on their property like Cody Lambert from Step by Step and ONLY everyone who will allow me to live in a van on their property like Cody Lambert from Step by Step.

Discovering a typo in my first tweet of the day like