RIP Ronaldo’s UCL goal records this new format is going to be nasty stat pad sessions

In game X: Arsenal dominate possession and are creating free flowing chances. Typical response: Arteta’s copying Pep In game Y: Arsenal are going more route one and are favouring long balls. Typical response: Mikel Pulis/Brexit ball The narrative always changes 😂

He was already big in the US but that one kid that put him onto footy changed his entire trajectory forever

RIP Woj Bombs. I’ll never forget him writing fan fiction for Joe Cronin 😭

As a tennis casual I won’t be convinced that this isn’t the goat

Demaryius Thomas has been nominated for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2025 ❤️

i’m genuinely in tears 😭😭😭😭

Jhon Duran - Goalscoring

Not having Odegaard v Pool and PSG and especially the rest of the home games gonna sting massively but we got enough solutions to get through it inshallah

Nasty work

Big big miss without Odegaard but let’s see how we fare without him City were fine last season without KDB, so if we’re as good as we say we are, we can weather this storm Low block games might be the tough ones for sure

"I got [Beckham's] sticky stuff as well, didn't I?" Micah Richards had to clear up what he meant VERY quickly 😭

the spatio-temporal revolution

I dead ass don’t know how Gundo didn’t score either of those headers

87 vs Girona

DO THE RIGHT THING ON THURSDAY MIKEL

White rice, chicken, pico, corn salsa, lettuce, guacamole