Just got off my black job; and I know I’m late BUT; did Somebody said something about my nephew Gus Walz?

Of course the first woman president is an eldest daughter. I’d expect nothing less!

this is really the one lmao

Y’all wasn’t outside!

This is 79 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't understand how Brits ever colonized India

“I remember all this used be trees, this where ya grandma used to stay before they ran her out the woods”

This week too short to explain code switching to white people

Lmfao we don’t take shit seriously. that’s real Talent right there

Me when my uncle said he’d k*ll himself if Kamala won.

Get it right.

However dumb you think these things look online, I promise you they look even dumber in person

Reporter: Who will you vote for? Voter: Kamala Harris Reporter: Were you Democrats before? Voter: I’m a Republican Reporter: Why are you voting the other way? Voter: Because she behaves more like a human

You know how many people come from an “absolutely horrible” home life and don’t commit mass murder?? Boy fuck y’all.

MLK was never a convicted felon. Are all MAGAs this dumb?

me on my way to springfield for some fried poodle after getting transgender surgery in jail

"now say that immigrants are eating people's pets"

Historically, white people have never known how to accept defeat.