Whoops! Can’t let the day or month go by without wishing everyone a happy Pride Month from Pride Kitty and me! They are handmade and available for $15, just DM if interested.

I love how Tr*mp is saying about the area surrounding “Alligator Alcatraz” is not somewhere he’d want to go hiking. WTAF when has that orange shitgibbon hiked his ass ANYWHERE

Me this AM at the park: oh poor cicada, stuck flopping around on your back, let me turn you right side up…there we go Cicada: GET OFF ME do you know how long it took to rollover like that

If anyone gives me shit for not filing my daughter’s Medicaid appy earlier, they are going to have to find someone to walk them to their car. If she gets rejected? She’s unambiguously disabled. So me not applying for her Medicaid before the bill got passed is NOT THE PROBLEM.

I remember crying on the deck of my 3rd fl apartment 30 years ago with no AC and water like a little bitch when my tether ran out with the heat wave. I talked smack about my day job at the time but at least my fancy office building was climate controlled chicagotribune.com/2025/07/06/chi…

Super stoked for the new Chris Ware Forever stamp to come out later this month. I hope the USPS lets the public vote on whether they use the young, sexy Jimmy Corrigan or the old, fat version

hey, Built to Spill and Yo La Tengo? You both rock hard like a ton of bricks, but please remember the age of some of your fans as we stand for hours on a concrete floor when you plan the length of your set lists.

I love Chicago in summer, already been to two rock and roll shows this week

.Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez Senator Dick Durbin Tammy Duckworth Fund DD Act programs and the IDEA –keep the federal promise to children, adults, and families who rely on these critical supports. Millions are counting on you.

Ooh looks like somebody has a case of Ferris Bueller’s Little Sister Syndrome

Remembering the time that my mom and I drove my 12 yo brother, his friend and their “chaperone” to Atlantic City to see Ozzy. Drinking age in NJ was still 18 so the chaperone was ghost, my bro pissed away all his bday money on merch, and I passed out in the casino buffet line.

Me to DH when he gets home from work: Hey did you hear that Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione died today? DH: in a fight with each other? Me: shut up

No amount of esteemable action I could have taken today would have made me prouder of myself than finding a one-star review of cookie icing I wrote last year entitled “people think it’s funny but it’s really cold and runny”

Happy King of the Hill reboot day to all who celebrate

So this AM Lori Lightfoot and her family were on our flight to PWM. (To her cred, they all sat in economy with the rest of us chumps.) If I had my choice of ex Mayors to spot in the wild, though, I’d pick Rahm bc I just so happen to have an extra “fuck you, school closer” to give

Got my daughter an overpriced chocolate Maine potato donut from one of the vending machines at PWM. The ones that say We’ll only charge for what you buy! and have no contact info on them? 3 GLUTEN FREE MAPLE DONUTS ON MY DEBIT CARD LATER Fuck you, HMS Host Services Portland.

Irony not lost on me that some people are saying “thoughts and prayers” right now about a tragedy involving children who were LITERALLY PRAYING at the time

Today is the day I squawk about gratitude because I’ve had another year without alcohol and drugs. Every experience over the past 34 years has built up to now, with a backbone of not having to do this alone. Just glad to be here.

Nothing like getting paid to relive your own death over and over for four hours to give you something to update the ol’ Linked In account

Woot! Woot! 🤘 Thanks to artist, performer, and stylishly bespectacled cat lover Jackie Wolk still deadnaming this hellsite for a rockin’ donation to my Fall 2025 CHIRP Radio 107.1FM fundraiser! Help me get to $500! chirpradio.app.neoncrm.com/LizMasonFall20…