And of course the bar I’m at is playing pink pony club, to further my demise. Damn you panthers.

Morning after walk update: Whole body hurts. Didn’t know that was possible from walking. I won’t be moving for a week

Dog days are officially here. My ball club stinks so baseball ain’t gonna cut it. 10 weeks until football.

Increasing shareholder value? Nah. I’m trying to figure out a way to trade back into the first round of my dynasty rookie draft

Dozens of people are packing the OKC streets for the parade today

There’s getting tackled & then there’s getting tackled by Reuben Foster.

How I feel after winning a ring and dynasty and stacking picks in the 2027 rookie draft:

TIRES SEASON 3 COMING 2026

Starting to get football fever. Beyond juiced for football. Hockey and hoops helped me power through but I’m getting impatient. Need It To Be Saturday.

If anyone’s got an extra buck to spend… 3,000, $1 donations could have this goal met by dinner time. One of our own Rand’s pup Astro could use some of our love. If you can’t donate, please share! gofundme.com/f/help-astro-h…

Wednesday Night Poll: Who has a better season?

Calling in the big dog for the final leg of a 22 hour road trip. Ball knowledge

Naming a random college football game from my childhood that I constantly think about Day 1: Florida @ Tennessee 2018

This tweet is gonna jinx my ball club but giva Beantown boys are hot.

Just hiked up a mountain. Awful experience, do not recommend

Taking a page out of Jacob Hamel book, just blurting out a random sports moment that I think of each day Day 1: Pharaoh Cooper taking the opening kick of Rams-Jags the house, then Lenny Fournette ripping off a 65 yard TD run all within 4 plays

Naming a random college football game from my childhood that I constantly think about Day 2: Alabama @ Miss St 2017

Naming a random college football game from my childhood that I constantly think about Day 3: Kentucky @ Florida 2014

CEDDANNE RAFAELA WALKS IT OFF FOR THE RED SOX EIGHT STRAIGHT W

Naming a random college football game from my childhood that I constantly think about Day 4: Louisville @ Clemson 2016