i swear every lactose intolerant person I’ve ever met hasn’t been serious about their lactose intolerance.

Goodbye Australia. I shall be spending the next month in Singapore. Try and catch me now Paparazzi! Seriously, try it. I will end you. In Singapore I can do whatever I like, I’m a native who became a celebrity to white people. I’m essentially above the law.

look around and be grateful.

the world is telling us to slow down. be lazy. be bored. be still & think. in this time i promise u will discover so much about yourself.

wow

That’s my birthday 🎂

OKAY OKAY OKAY BTS_official THIS IS A TUUUUUNE! Playing loud across the UAE NOW!!! On 104.8 Channel 4 #BTS #BTS_Dynamite its a first radio play 🤩

Stephen King I’ve donated $100M to Ukraine, how much have you donated? (We turned down the DoD money btw)

Oooft tea

The human cost of the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (deaths/injuries): documented by the UN: 2008: Palestine 🇵🇸: 3,202 Israel 🇮🇱: 853 2009: Palestine 🇵🇸: 7,460 Israel 🇮🇱: 123 2010: Palestine 🇵🇸: 1,659 Israel 🇮🇱: 185 2011: Palestine 🇵🇸: 2,260 Israel 🇮🇱: 136 2012: Palestine 🇵🇸:

Elon Musk's monologue on Saturday Night Live.

Football fans.. This is for you! Show us your madness & tell us in the comments 👇 how much of a Real Madrid fan you are! If we like your madness you’re coming with us to watch Real Madrid play in Abu Dhabi + get a real Madrid Jersey with your name on it & much more! ⚽️ 👕

Nimi Mehta @jacob_onair 104.8 Channel 4 Good afternoon from Hong Kong Jacob and Nimi

Jacob and Nimi weekdays from 6am! @jacob_onair Nimi Mehta Thanks Khaleej Times City Times for the lovely article. Check it out below! bit.ly/2GcfRGy x.com/KTCityTimes/st…

Are you a female aged 18-24? Fluent in English, and want to travel and do modelling in America? That's nice, shame.

why celebrate april fools day when your whole life is a joke