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Jacob Long

@jacobandrewlong

Assistant Professor @UofSC_SJMC. PhD from @OhioState @OhioStateComm. @RhodesCollege alum. Tweets about politics, #rstats, #WhiteSox

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Picture I took in my undergrad humanities 101 class (as best as I can remember, this corresponded with discussion of the Epic of Gilgamesh)

Picture I took in my undergrad humanities 101 class (as best as I can remember, this corresponded with discussion of the Epic of Gilgamesh)
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I thought seeing people chatting in the play by play was a neat concept but whenever I've looked at it, it's just people moaning about gambling losses

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The thing about this game is the winner is pre-ordained. I do not believe this Blue Jays lineup is capable of scoring a run. So the question is just how long do the Dodgers need to score a single run?

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Everyone used to give my grandma owl-themed gifts. She had owls everywhere. I asked her what started that and it was that she said she liked a gift that was owl-related. Then everybody just kept buying her owls forever...even though she really wasn't THAT into owls

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Underrated part of locking guys up to long-term (market-rate) deals is you can do this kind of thing without anyone feeling too weird about the risks. You blow up a pre-arb guy's arm and it's just kind of gross even if he okays it