having a crush is a form of self mutilation 😋

doing laps for life this year raising money for youth mental health support - donate if you wanna 🏊🏻‍♂️🐀@LapsForLife_Aus #LapsForLife lapsforlife.com.au/s/16852/47550/t

all of my friends are kiwi or lebanese

HUGH JACKMANNIX

winnie the shit

rip dad, you would’ve loved me.. oh wait..

why are people so afraid of a popped collar

why am i gay

and when i’m sad you’re a clown and if i get scared you’re always around

so much of the world is obsessed with bossa nova covers of contemporary songs sung by europeans with thick fake american accents. one time i heard a really laidback ‘rape me’ by nirvana sung by a russian woman at a greek cafe.

practically nobody depends on me and yet i have this constant feeling of being too depended upon

me and a couple of my friends perform wellness checks on each other by asking ‘do you want a boyfriend today?’ if the answer is yes we locate and unpack the problem.

solo show ‘American Express’ opening halloween night at prop gallery

for me having a crush is not about the person i am crushing on, it’s actually about falling in love with myself

stopped chasing the dragon now the dragon chases me

there is a beautiful young girl on the tram with multiple visibly infected facial piercings

Scientists say they have discovered a never-before-seen color called “olo” by using lasers to stimulate the human eye in a way natural light can’t. It’s described as a “jaw-dropping” blue-green hue that can’t be recreated on screens.