Not doing the comedy store as a protest against century venues not fairly paying artists. No other reason.

Pretty crazy how both sides of my family have heaps of diagnosed mental disorders but I am completely sane and normal

The song case of you by joni mitchell is about beer

Coming down with something. Wonder if it’s footy finals fever or just woke mind virus

She just like me fr

You got a fucked up mindset if you walk straight past the aldi red bull and go straight for the name brand

Open mics would be awesome if there weren’t all these dudes I don’t know that suck at comedy and want to shake my hand

I have the ability to suck my own dick but I choose not to because I don’t give head

Those internet quizzes are all rigged, they tell you you have autism no matter what

Summer is great because when people ask if you are crying you can just say you got sunscreen in your eye

Sorta poetic how inflation hit everything but our most primal needs. Illegally imported Chinese cigarettes

#VampireGuyForRaw Melbourne International Comedy Festival

I got weed for my Seizures and it just made him put cheese on everything.

Obsessed with this photo of me and Jackson Stewart after the first time he did his solo show, I’m crying a little bit in it because I was proud of him 📸: Grace Jarvis

I am also quitting Yeah Mad Tv

My biggest regret in life is not posting hog on the last day of fleets

i wish there was a humane way for an ape to smoke a cigarette. it just looks so funny

I don’t get it, I been eating a hawaiian pizza every day and my cum still tastes gross

2-0!! Bing Bong!! #RizzApproved