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Such is the frequency of my self trumpeting I had to scroll back through my tweets to remember what I said.

I really look up to JMac, not because of how elite he is in his field but because of his insatiable desire for cash. Have a sickie mate far out.

Interesting it was almost a split decision. I wonder what the vote would’ve been this day at Kilmore from a few years ago.

Me except it’s trying to find a winner at evens on the Ballarat syntho tomorrow

Success except for the fact it’s gone off $3

G1 horse.

Apache is that you?

The noise level in the ring at Cranbourne today not ideal for someone who struggles to talk at the best of times.

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Lay of the day gets beaten beaten at $1.31 BSP.

Changing Colours savaging the line then is it.

If we're getting fined for misplaced attempts at humour I'm going to need to take out a loan.

Didn’t know I needed this before wagering on the Ballarat synthetic today

Me anytime I leave the house.

Happy Bigolino day to all those who celebrate

This is very good from the stewards rather than having them in individual tweets.

Sometimes the jokes really do just write themselves.