Woahh what happened last night *wakes up with lime lips tattooed onto actual lips*

i’m generous… but no fool. i’m bringing a case of beer to the function then putting three bottles up my ass

can’t wait for the podcast industry to implode leaving nothing in its wake but a wasteland of rode mic detritus and multi camera rubble

on sight

These are testimonies of Palestinians who thought they heard children and women screaming for help in Gaza's Nuseirat refugee camp, only to realize that the cries were coming from an Israeli drone broadcasting distress calls to lure them out so it could shoot them.

i wan pencilled for this but marty said it wasn’t the right launch vehicle… ‘my star needs just the right project to start his career’, he said. then he held my hands and called me darling boy and i welled up but i didn’t cry. i didn’t want him to see me cry

how the bushwick barista views me after i order an iced coffee

two queer women having some night time fun, continuing the historic lineage of cruising, and you pull out your camera?? leave them the fuck alone.

nicest band in the bizz they deserve the very best in the world congrats divas English Teacher 💯❤️

This is why you never. ever. give up.

Be mindful of why you were invited to the section

perfect representation of woke left society … a perfect virgin, behind bars

me with my hags

omg she heard and try to shake me off

the epidemic of men showing a little lower tummy