I wiped my ass and it was all spiders

Made my boyfriend a little goblin

if you are cruel to the goblin I will show up at your home in the middle of the night & piss in your shoes

hmm yes troll hole very demure very mindful

why do people hate the goblin :( the goblin only wants to spread love (diseases), joy (brain eating amoeba) and laughter (at least three more diseases) the goblin means no harm :( (lie)

getting mine goblin freak on guys don’t even worry about it gettin a little freaky with it it’s whatever

the goblin would call this less of a twink phase and more of a little boy phase

celebrating 40K followers at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza—someone needs to keep the goblin from getting too close to the animatroni-AW FUCKING GOD DAMNIT THE GOBLINS FUCKING DEAD

ride the lightning or whatever

my tapeworm is so picky about what foods I eat just be grateful I’m not yanking you out of my hole already

feeding the people scraps while I shower at 12:40pm

who want me

woman mage and the goblin marriage arc

Paladin Posting THE GOBLIN Another cuckpost from paladin postcel

ALAS, I FEEL IN DIRE NEED OF ONE MIDNIGHT SNACK. I ART SO HUNGRY…

the goblin DMs are open once more—please be a regular amount of weird if you are creepy or gross I will insult you or something