“When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. But when this ever changing world, in which we live in, makes you give in and cry, say live and let die.”

This is my just woke up, need coffee look, ladies. Smash or pass? 🤣🤣🤣

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If you’re wondering where all the fake profiles are on X, just checkout my followers

Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex youtu.be/QI8VrXkffcg?si… via YouTube

The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight (Majordomo Version) youtu.be/aKEu3EmBCzQ?si… via YouTube

I think my biggest flaw is that I’m actually, deep down, a nice guy

One of the most beautiful songs ever written

Pixies - Where Is My Mind? (Official Lyric Video) youtu.be/OJ62RzJkYUo?si… via YouTube

Guns N' Roses - Patience youtu.be/ErvgV4P6Fzc?si… via YouTube

Top responses to when a girl farts while you’re f**king her. I’ll go first. “Don’t worry a$$hole, you’ll get your turn.”

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Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Version 3) youtu.be/ENXvZ9YRjbo?si… via YouTube

Question. Making flirty small talk, with an attractive young woman while she made my smoothie today. Asked her if she had big plans for the weekend. She said, “No plans, I’m free tomorrow.” I said, “Oh nice, enjoy!” She kinda went cold after that. Was she hinting to ask her out?

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