Loyle Carner makes music for people who cross the road when they see someone who looks like Loyle carner

The Ghana Drunkards Association is doing very important work

One of the best written jokes of all time

RIIFFS Golden Elixir RESERVE #jeremyfragrance #fragrance #cologne #perfume #parfum

Bosh.

Imagine a Question Time special where a bunch of people in their 20s debate what it’s like being elderly in Britain today. Wouldn’t never happen, or course, and nor should it. So why do you think this is OK BBC Question Time?

No other club would word this statement like this.

"was not on my bingo card" is such a dumb phrase. you don't even pick what's on your card. B7. not there. thems the breaks.

It's 'The Third World War', not 'World War Three'. Please do remember.

Absolutely love the idea of getting God on a technicality like this. It’s the closest thing that’s ever tempted me to becoming religious.

Twenty minutes into that Department Q show. So far every single character is the exact same smarmy sarcastic cunt.

If I said something like this to my old man I think he’d beat me up.

Been watching the German version of Peep Show for 5 minutes and it is absolutely mental

I’m wearing fits to walk the dog that you wouldn’t wear to take a shite.

About why you’ve not heard from your mates in a while?

Cheese and ham sandwiches in Lords are too thick ! So difficult to chew!