Daddy Van Vleet just came home from work, turned the tv off and said “Alright kids…time to get your HOMEWORK DONE”😤😤😤 Fred VanVleet Toronto Raptors

This is what I was talking about:

Really into my new daily read so far.

Looks sus but joke’s on you; it’s from my mom

The feeling of listening to new ALT-J makes me feel like I'm in my early 20s working in a box office just smiling and wearing high-waisted things and vibing away on Tumblr all day.

My heart is bursting LOOK AT NICK NURSE’S SPECTACLES😭♥️😭♥️ Toronto Raptors

I don’t get to use massage guns because I am TOO TICKLISH.

IS THERE A WAY… to update your job position on LinkedIn… WITHOUT LinkedIn making a big heckin’ deal about it? Please advise. Love you madly, Jacki B

Presley Pupperino & I are ready! Let’s gooo!♥️ #TangerineFanAngle Toronto Raptors TangerineHoops

no, YOU cried at a Jann Arden concert last night. (shut up please I am rather tired also I really ACTUALLY have a good mother and a strong father I’m sorry okay)

I HATE BRINGING A PURSE TO SPORTSBALL GAMES

hi internet - I caught a foul ball in the 9th inning at Fenway Park last night (I promise you this is not a drill) and I’m trying to find the video for hilarity purposes. If anyone knows how I can find this I promise you the reward of MANY laughs.

This weekend… …I’m gonna read for like a whole fuckin day.

sometimes a bad bitch, sometimes a sad bitch. but she is ALWAYS a bitch on a ~*bUdGeT*~

My favourite thing about losing my voice due to exhaustion is telling people I’m on vocal rest because I’m secret popstar Hannah Montana.

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON!INTENSITY! NEMESES! DEATH STARES! POWER PLAYS! VILIAN ORIGIN STORIES! MYSTERY CULTS! MOODY BABES! OBSESSIONS! COSMOS SAID IN 2022 LETS F AROUND AND FIND OUT IF THEY CAN SURVIVE ECLIPSE SEASON x MARS RETROGRADE! GOOD LUCK TO US ALL! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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can’t sleep on planes. legit afraid I’ll snuggle a stranger by accident.

Hi old! #MyTwitterAnniversary