dylan o’brien every 5 minutes in sam raimi’s “send help” (2026)

rough draft of a creepypasta i was writing 6 years ago

wife has been staying at her parents for days and isnt taking my calls and my “friends” who are supposed to be my support circle are laughing my marriage is falling apart and they’re are laughing at me fuck i hate my stupid chungus life

this is so poggers i wish i as a pro wrestling fan ever wiped my ass !

as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a ragebaiter

i want an A24-produced slowburn, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark, eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, dread-inducing, soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling, nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming fear, no cheap CGI monsters or jumpscares relationship.

oh thats gore, that’s gore of my comfort character….

she really deleted the tweet and blocked me because she didn’t expect anyone to have been at the screening on twitter you really cant make this stuff up dude blue checkmarks have a special place in hell just for them and the lies they tell on this app for engagement

poptart fell sideways in the toaster and i used a fork to get it out i dont even give a fuck anymore

grabbed the trash can from the curb told my neighbor congrats on the epic win at the screaming match he had with his wife last night and asked if his marriage is falling apart now hes mad at me wtf lol

me and the homies as soon as we abduct the monkies who are bullying Little Punch

In critically acclaimed award winning HBO series “The Sopranos” (1999-2007) main character Sal Bonpensiero is nick named “Big Pussy” - This actually is a reference to me, without thinking, googling an iconic scene while using my work’s wifi and losing my job! Bravo David Chase!

the smiling friends WILL return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

watched the 2 new episodes of Scrubs and it’s ….. GOOD?