Gift wrapped in bows 🎀

Why did I agree to go camping? I am going to miss Starbucks and the toilet.

Clients whenever I complain cryptically on twitter:

It’s 100% commission day on my spicy site! You know what to do 😉

Good morning from your biggest vice 🤍

I had a dream I was at the dog park, and someone came up to me to tell me I had cum in my hair.