I thought the trending #OneDnD was a campaign about One Direction and I’m heartbroken to learn that there is a serious gap in the market

my pinterest boards will never be the same

The New York Times has written a beautiful obituary for my friend, Ben Ferencz. Please share in his memory. nytimes.com/2023/04/08/wor…

What is Joe Biden’s plan to address the sheer number of white 20-something women who are going to be dressed in their Eras Tour Taylor Swift costume this Halloween. How will I ever know which Elizabeth is with me?

If WGA don’t accept a deal tomorrow, it is because it is not the AMPTP’s best offer, as their best offer would fulfill all of the writers’ needs. It is 100% the AMPTP’s fault if they have failed to make a good enough offer. Show your solidarity by continuing to tweet #WGAStrong

🎥| Travis on Taylor attending the Patriots game this weekend at Gillette: “I'll say this. They showed Taylor at the game, and I mean, you don't see an entire home team fan base go insane for somebody wearing the opposite team's colors - just shows you how amazing that girl is.

“If Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can’t tell my story, then I’ll win my Oscar elsewhere” is maybe my favorite line in the history of television

Quick tip: if college students are organizing against something, that has historically been a pretty damn good indicator that history will not look kindly on it

I genuinely apologize for the person I become when my brain has chosen to hyperfixate on something you don’t personally care about. I’m just chasing the dopamine, my guy

BREAKING NEWS: “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

"transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison"

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

I think every dog owner has certain songs from the recesses of their memory that they will regularly use to absent-mindedly perform song parodies to and about their dogs. Have I listened to Favorite Girl by Justin Bieber in the last 15 years? No, but my dog certainly has

One thing about me is I will never see my childhood friends who live in my city during the 90% of the year we are in our shared city. I will always wait until we are all home for the holidays. Guess I’m just built different and, I don’t know, better???

An underrated aspect of The Concert Experience is seeing people all over town the next day, in places you wouldn’t expect, wearing their new merch

Y’all… is this what political optimism feels like? It’s been so long I forgot

There is a significant difference between "cancel culture" backlash and the government literally cancelling people. These two things are not the same.

That’s my mayor