i absolutely love the voice in my head that tells me i’m a hack and all other comedians know it. slay bitch!!!!! tear me down!!!

Tonight! Ten tickets left. $8 using promo code: TWITTER2 cysk.eventbrite.com Blake natecraig.com Joe Kilgallon Ed Towns Jonah Jurkens Marc Laroy LeValle jackie cooper Timothy O'Toole's

very excited to audition for JFL tonight! 9 o’clock at lincoln lodge! would love to have any friends there! enemies too! let’s make it dramatic!

hey NY: I’ll be here doing a few shows for the next week starting tonight. come thru if you’d like!

we’ve got a big one tonight! can’t wait!

NY: if you can, vote for Samy!!!

A pregnant woman was getting into her car next to mine at Trader Joe’s and all she had was a tiny little rotisserie chicken and I decided to gleefully say to her, “one lil’ chicken for the pregnant lady!” Suffice it to say my embarrassment quota is filled for many years

my gen z boyfriend just asked me “what’s borders?” he didnt know the bookstore

walking around my neighborhood sucking on a popsicle like the little slut i am

congratulate me! tonight i wrote my thousandth cum joke!

You’ve seen him blow up on TikTok and perform all over the country. Tomorrow night catch Tyler Horvath official CYSK debut! Go to cysk.eventbrite.com and use promo code TWITTER2 for $8 tickets or pay $15 at the door, if there are any left!

We’ve got an insane lineup tonight that you won’t wanna miss. Go to cysk.eventbrite.com and use promo code twitter2 for $8 tickets or pay $15 at the door, if there are any left! Ed Towns Michael Meyers Joe Kwaczala Joe Kilgallon Blake jackie cooper

use code jackie713 for $5 tickets!!!! this is one you won’t wanna miss

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if you get scared, you can drink your grandson’s pee.

i think my boyfriend recently learned a new word because he’s been working “dastardly” into every conversation

I tried to explain The Rehearsal to my mom and she said “it sounds like Westworld” so I knew I was off track and after a few more minutes of trying to explain I said “yes, like funny Westworld”

cut my own bangs right before meeting my boyfriends entire extended family so they know how crazy i am at first sight 💕