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Just catching up on the #OneLoveManchester concert, so incredible to see such unity and passion! And of course, the musicians are unreal 😳

Searched 'sprained wrist healing'. 20 seconds later I stumble on 'possible causes of death from sprained wrist'. Is this the end?

Comedy films on the plane are shit, they replace all the swear words with 'frig' 'boobies' 'jerk' and 'double dissing'. What even is that?

Oh my god. Until this very second I thought 'respite' was spelled like 'rest bite'. What the fucc?

Nothing worse than when you're showering, listening to music and the alarm goes off. Oh well I didn't want to listen to bieber anyway 😡

*FLEETWOOD MAC*. I meant Fleetwood Mac. Not bieber...

On the train and a mother is challenging her young daughter with a word game. The urge to shout out the answers is overwhelming

Hobbies: waiting on buy/sell pages, and the SECOND something is put up for sale, asking 'is this still available?'

Me and mum just ordered two subways.. tikka and tuna. I look away for one minute and what comes out the oven? ONE SUB - TUNA AND TIKKA COMBO

Oh my god Phil Collins has so many bangers

It's a circa-2003 Steely Dan kinda Sunday

Don't matter who you are; everyone has the SAME reaction during that scene in Ozark. If you've seen it you know 😶

My reply when @emmy_dee sends memes

fuck me

Man, when the hardy bros came out at wrestlemania, that is still one of the highlights of this year for me

I. AM. SHOOK!!! 😭👏🏽👏🏽

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