I don’t think anyone my age will ever remember Southgate like this anymore. For me, he’s in his waistcoat in Russia orchestrating thousands of England fans after *winning* on penalties. He no longer needs to be haunted by that miss in ‘96 and I hope he isn’t. #ENG

I know it’s Norwich so this won’t happen but we should be telling Leeds that they’re a direct promotion rival and so we won’t be selling anyone to them at any price. And that should be the end of it. #ncfc

This scoreline is insanely flattering to Palace. #NCFC look very well coached and, unlike last season, are actually trying to take the game to superior opposition. Believe it or not, this is promising.

Selling our own young player to develop someone else’s seems pointless, and goes against our whole strategy this window. Unless he’s an absolute star (like Doyle) I don’t understand the point of this. #ncfc

Every time I see this it brightens my day. I love that man

NCFC x The Darkness #Barclaysmen

Football needs a sin bin for two yellows. A sending off for kicking the ball away is a punishment completely disproportionate to the crime. In almost any other sport you need to do something seriously dangerous to be removed from the game. #MCIARS

I’m sure Tuchel was well briefed on the English media before he took the job. But when you have supposedly sensible pundits like Neville and Carragher criticising the appointment before a ball is kicked, what hope do we have? Yet again the media can’t wait to drag England down.

I currently get the train everywhere but when my railcard expires next year I will have to get a car because - insanely - it is cheaper. If Starmer is even remotely serious about sustainability he needs to sort out train prices now.

This weird mix-up has made me realise how few football ‘fans’ pay attention to anything outside the Prem. Not one comment here saying anything like, ‘Wait, wasn’t their current manager doing pretty well though?’ Really strange. #ncfc

George Long is one of the worst players we have ever had at this level. It is negligent to have such an atrocious backup goalkeeper. #ncfc

Huge response. So refreshing to have a manager who always wants to win no matter what. Deserved it too. #ncfc

George Long’s penalty save turned the game for us today. Fair play to him, hope he’s buzzing. #ncfc

For what it’s worth, I think largely dominating a game against a decent side says more about us than the three points in the long run. It’s hugely disappointing but still encouraging. Let’s not lose our heads! #ncfc