Wot do yoo get wen yoo cross a pig and a centipede? bacon and legs!

Call your vets about vaccines. Waiting for a callback from mine. This will spread, sadly.

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Wot’s an unusual way to make a milkshake? Give a cold cow a pogo stick!!

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Oh de shame!!! Hoom slaves washed me bum today. I showed my displeasure by kicking me feet up and running away from dem.

I haz just started a dating website for chickens. It's not me normal job, I just doing it to make hens meet!!

Wot do yoo call a bird dat can fix anyfing? Duck Tape!!

Wot do yoo call a duck dat steals fings? A robber ducky!!

Would your bunny's 'To Do' list look like this? best4bunny.com

Where do monkeys go to get their fast food? Burger Kong!!

I iz proud of my dad slave. He haz been arksed to be a fotographer for Herts Pride dis yeer 🏳️‍🌈

Furends, I may have a bit of a bladder infection and hooms will be taking me to a vet in de next couple of days. I haz been straining to wee and hoom slaves are concerned I may not be on here for a couple of days until normal service will be back to normal. Me luvs yoo all xxx

Deer furends, I iz talking to yoo from Bunny Heaven. It well good here, plenty of noms and fellow buns to chase around I had to go as it woz my time, pleese look after my mum and dad hooms as dey are heartbroken. Me luvs yoo all xxx🐰❤️❤️❤️xxxxx

A lovely "In Sympathy" card from Medivet Official Watford, Thank you so much. A week later and the pain is still so strong, Dave (dad slave!)

A shrine has been made for my beautiful boy Jack. His photo, some of his fur and some of his treats that he left behind. I love you so much boy Dave (dad slave)

A month has now gone without my boy and the pain is tearing my heart apart I love you and miss you so much xxx

Today is twelve weeks since Jack's passing. Every day hurts and the guilt is still there. I still imagine him up the hallway waiting for me to sit down with him and give him strokes.

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day till eternity passes away Just to spend them with you