#FearTheTurtle

Look up! #baldeagle #jacksonbottomwetlands Hillsboro Parks&Rec

When a Pentecostal feels the sermon at a Presbyterian church:

I love making haste to the fence every Palm Sunday morning with a fresh, crispy bright-orange carrot to say, “It’s your best day, Donk! The Lord had need of you!”

My latest ocean power rankings are in: 5. Indian 4. Arctic 3. Atlantic 2. Pacific 1. Billy The Love Zone once again separates him from the pack.

I am one of about 700,000 Americans living with a brain tumor. Mine is stable & benign; my Mother's was not (RIP 1996). #GoGrayinMay with me to advance new treatments and improve the quality of patients’ lives, braintumor.org/btam #GrayMay #BTAM #braintumor

For a kid from Baltimore, born in the early ‘70s, it’s Bert Jones. #baltimorecolts

Those stairs are a good workout. Especially coming from sea level.

Do you know a kid who is an O’s/Adley fan and wears a youth M (10/12)? Connor accidentally received an extra jersey and wants to do a giveaway along with a duplicate Adley card he has. Just RT this and we will randomly pick someone on Friday!!! ⚾️🧡 Baltimore Orioles Adley Rutschman

There Maybe Could Possibly Be a Treasure Buried Under Portland, Oregon Atlas Obscura atlasobscura.com/articles/burie…

Author copies arrived 🥳 thanks, Zondervan Academic 👏🏽 instagr.am/p/Ch5DAfDhcLF/

‘Bout to collect that #dadtax.

This is such a good piece of explanatory journalism on a question that has been nagging me and I’ve seen answered nowhere else: nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Me on my couch when Brittany Falkers shared one of my pictures on KGW News #KGWTheGoodStuff

Andrews really said come for our joy and we'll come for your throat lmaooo