Im down to look the other way, but im pretty fkin sure who that is

As the hole in my heart expands, the room on my skin depleats 😔🕊️

LEAKED LUIGI MCDONALDS TRANSCRIPT: “Can I get a number 1 large fries and a diet coke even though I did it? Or wait- ignore that last thang hahaaaa. Raiders fan I am. Yoda football… Fuck…”

UFC 🤝 piano

Wait… Trump is the 45th and 47th president. 4+5=9 4+7=11 4*5=20 4*7=28 Awesome! 😑

I can tie a cherry stem with my hands ;)

Luigi's lawyer should say something like this: I am representing the wickedly innocent Lugiwi Dazeem

Whats it like to go on a date with a nearly militant socialist like me?…. ..We watch Poor Things on ur phone as I delicately shave ur head….. …we share a pack of american spirit yellow in my carpeted truck bed… … i go down on u for 8 years until trump exits the white house

Clothing strike day 1. I will not wear clothes until trump resumes funding medical research.

Joy Tactics That smirk at the beginning… Jack knew he was about to nail that song

TW: getting shot in the foot by Benson Boone for grinding on him and saying "i dont know who u r dude but my sister says ur famous" i got shot in the foot by Benson Boone for grinding on him and saying "i dont know who u r dude but my sister says ur famous"

Yo tonight was a mukbang

Lo then behold 😤

This book made me cry. I was actually legitimately shocked by how good it is. And the topic is completely insane and wildly consequential; like, it's hard to oversell. Comes Sept; preorder at ifanyonebuildsit.com, and go down your list of friends and tell 'em to preorder too!

Crying cuz ill never get to hear what the Poor Things DVD menu music wouldve been😞

Wonder if any crabs saw this animatronic and slit their own throat

I apologize for screaming at the court drawer. I now know that is a job and not a media spy/pervert. My intention was to help protect the integrity of the court room

So this is why WTF ended. MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

somewhere in the spirit realm right now ozzy osbourne and don vito are trying to understand each other