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Don’t bring your stinky poison lilies inside anywhere a cat might even sniff them please, besties

I just roasted and peeled a pound of chiles and I need to pee. I'd better get the tongs, just to be safe.

Holy shit, Steel died. I know David McCallum was in NCIS or something; I know him from Sapphire and Steel.

one jury held he sexually assaulted women. a judge said he lied about the victim. now another judge says he lied about his business. It's almost like he is a disreputable creep whom only losers could think is a "winner"

Anyone want an invite to BS? I've got a few, and I'm likely to bounce from Twitter pretty soon, so hit me up while that's still an option.

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

I'm breaking my Twitter vow of silence to wish a happy birthday to the one and only @WillowDarksong! You should wish her one too; she's worth it.

Looks like I'm going to be sporting my Halloween avi forever. It's not by choice.

Nothing much, just cooking nonstop in order to stave off the self-loathing.

For my final magic trick of the night, I'm making carnitas. Not much; just enough for a couple burritos. Actually that's my penultimate magic trick. My final magic trick is making it disappear.

Using a LOTR. gif, show where you are emotionally. (Just had leftovers from last night.)

“Please be respectful of Henry Kissinger’s memory-..” The entire fucking world -

Dead.

"Florida Man: The Video Game" looks appropriately deranged, if the leaked trailer is any indication.

As a neurodivergent person, after a particularly sociable day I often feel an uncontrollable need to stay up all night long. During the night I value the quiet, the darkness, the lack of sensory input, the time alone, the absence of demands placed upon me, the ability to unmask.

Are DMs not working for anyone else, or just me? I mean, it's not like I expect much to actually work around here. I'm just wondering.

Hello. Not much to say. I'm feeling listless, useless, and adrift, and I'm having trouble feeling like I belong anywhere. I feel like a ghost, unnoticed and not really taking up space, just observing. But I like this place and I like all of you, so I thought I'd check in.

The specific phrase "I like this place" should be a clear indication that I meant to post this at a different social media platform with a very similar interface. Carry on...