Off to Italy to watch Inter Milan vs Monaco at the San Siro tonight. Match ticket £10.40 Hotel £44 Flights £46 Total: £100.40 Aston Villa vs Celtic Match ticket: £96 Let that sink in.

Thirsty Flame 1 - 2 The Colin Outstanding team performance from the boys this morning who fought for everything for each other and got the 3 on the road that were fully deserved. ⚽️Ross Elliott ⚽️Jack Wills Man of the match - Connor Blackshaw Donkey - Karl Nuttall #UTC 🟡⚫️

Van Dijk 😂

Wishing you Yellows fans a safe journey who are making the long trip to the East Midlands Sunday for our league tie against Harthill FC We know you’ll be our twelfth man! #UTC 🟡⚫️🟡⚫️

Made them say my name 🤣🤣

🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter

Sheffield United RED AND WHITE. 🥃⚔️

This is JT’s “Let me show you how we do it in the pros” moment. Savage.

At Cheltenham a bloke whispered to me in the paddock, “Do you want the winner of the next race ?” I said, “No thanks I’ve only got a small garden.”

Dead

When my wife tells me… “You were right”

My mates just texted me there He bought 10,000 blue flares and spent the last 4 weeks taking the blue labels off them and putting red labels on them I hope he sells the fookin lot

#nige

Regrettably, match report - Steel City Whippets (a)

Selling x2 return tickets to Kings Cross from Sheffield for Saturday. £100 each #twitterblades

Colin 2-1 AFC Maltby despite best efforts of Jord Turner to put all lads in a cast for first 4 months of the season we came through and continue our unbeaten start to pre season. ⚽️ Dan Nuttall ⚽️Jack Williams MOTM - Jack Williams Donkey - Dan Nuttall #UTC 🟡⚫️🟡⚫️

Bradgate 1-5 Colin Another dominant performance from the boys who are getting better week on week. ⚽️Ken x 2 ⚽️Dan x 1 ⚽️Rodders x 1 ⚽️Wez x 1 MOTM - J-Lowe Donkey - CRobb - forgot Wez’s socks #UTC 🟡⚫️🟡⚫️

11 minutes 😂😂

This was unfortunately very cool

Shakhtar 3-5 The Colin. Dominant second half with all 5 goals coming after the break. Special mention to Joe Dawson and Liam O’Brien both scoring on their debuts and putting 2 worldie performances in to match👏 ⚽️Nuttall x 2 ⚽️LOB ⚽️Daws ⚽️Rodders MOTM - Patt Donkey - Weed